Can I marry my dog for a green card?

 
 And to think that gay folks want to get married. Sick.

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[Elizabeth Zima]

It is legal to marry your cat. Cat's have that legal thing down. Need to refi your house? Ask your cat to do the talking. That's how I got my green card (now citizenship), I married him (he's neutered, so no cheating) and I got the card in the mail the next day :)

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If offering playdates offer a specific date don't leave it open. Make it easy for them to take the offer and hard to say no. Same with food - organise yourselves amongst the parents - 30 dishes of Lasagne at once aren't terribly useful.

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