10/21/2008

Bring On the Sexy Amish Costume!

Guard Perhaps most men won't agree, but the state of women's Halloween costumes has probably hit an all-time skanky low. Since when did every costume out there have to be sexy? Strike that. Sexy would be fine -- I'm talking straight-out slutty. And it's not just the expected sort of costume: nurse, French maid, Playboy Bunny. I'm talking about utterly absurd costumes to be sluttified.  

Here are my top ten costumes that should not exist:
  1. Sexy Palace Guard
  2. Sexy Mental Patient
  3. Sexy Border Control Agent
  4. Sexy C.S.I. Agent
  5. Sexy "Sloth" [1]
  6. Sexy Defense Attorney
  7. Sexy SpongeBob
  8. Sexy Puritan (Garters for Teens!)
  9. Sexy Leprechaun
  10. Sexy Freddy Krueger (thank you Mule Girl) 
[1] Sexy Sloth would have been so much cooler if it was "Sloth" from the Goonies or even a tree sloth. 
Oct 21, 2008 11:52:18 PM

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