Wasted on the Young: Vlogging from the Past

Yesterday, I spent way too much time watching teenagers on YouTube bleat and bitch about their daily lives. You have to hand it to these kids with regard to production values -- they've mastered the art of self-indulgence. And they're just so addictive to watch! 

It got me thinking. What would my own vlog be like if I had had the tools available now, but in 1994 -- when I was sixteen years old. 

I'm pretty sure it would have went something like this (watch it on YouTube for the larger size):