To commemorate our three year wedding anniversary, I present proof that eighteen year-olds in love should not, under any circumstances, be allowed to correspond via email in any way imaginable.
The statistics:
Mena
264 messages total
1,034 occurrences of the word "love." Average: 3.9 per email.
1,848 exclamation points
Ben
929 messages total
7,609 occurrences of the word "love." Average: 8 per email.
Overall
Words and phrases appearing way too much: Eternity, forever, die, "The Cure," "safe and careful," "no friends," "hugs."
Enjoy.
Subj: hi baby
Date: Sun, Sep 17, 1995 11:25 PM EST
From: Violeta161@aol.com
To: bluetide@eworld.com
Hello my dear-
I should be doing my homework, but instead I am writing to you. I love you so much and I miss you even more!!! It was so wonderful to hear your voice. It made my day complete. I hope you had an okay night last night and you weren't too depresed. I also hope you weren't hassled by that drunk girl in your room. Anyway, I missed the Simpsons tonight so I don't know who shot Mr. Burns. I managed to do some homework so that is good.
I am sorry you had a lonely time yesterday, but it will get better. I am sorry you did not get to go to the dance last night. (I know how much you wanted to) j/k. I do fear that you will want to meet other girls, but I won't go into it. I love you so much.
I listened to some of my CDs today. I listened to all of "World of Morrissey", "I Bleed", some of "nocturne", "Best of New Order" and a little of Kiss Me... I really did miss you, though. I saw an advertisement in my NME for a compilation. It seemed like the best in the world. Do you know what it is called? The best in the World ...Ever! It is a 40 track CD whose artists are: Blur, Oasis, Supergrass, Pulp, Stone Roses, Elastica, Suede, Primal Scream, Cranberries, New Order, The Smiths. Boo Radleys, the Chemical Brothers, Radiohead, Morrissey, Manic Street Preachers, Therapy?, Edwyn Collins, Inspirial Carpets, Ash, The Shamen, Depeche Mode, Smashing Pumpkins, The Charlatans, The Levelers, Future Sound of London, The Prodigy and last but not least McAlmont/Butler!!!! Even if they are album tracks that cobmo is just wonderful. Imagine if they are all new songs!!!! That would be so amazing. I should be going now... got to do my homework. Call me if you can.
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! MENA
