Justice severed.

I've mentioned before that I have an insane need for justice.

This email from my mom confirms it:

"Dad sent this article to me and I thought that if you were in the K-9 unit, you would request this dog for your partner.

You could capture and hand out the penalty at the same time."

Did I mention that one of my childhood nicknames was "the little warden?"

Comments

[Jeff]

On a somewhat related note, did you hear that Fox's next Celebrity Boxing will be a match between Joey Buttafuoco and John Babbit?? I heard it a few nights ago on Entertainment Tonight.

[Brian]

picture the image at top left of Dollarshort.org with the dog munching on a penis and the man exclaiming, "Ouch! My penis!" He even has the pained expression to picture him in that way. :]

[Tom Working]

Bizarre.

[slack]

I did a little adjustment of the picture and sent it to Mena.

Yes...I don't have enough to do in my life.

[Amber]

Does anyone find it odd that a high speed chase ensued after a man stole a pack of cigarrettes? I'm not an advocate of stealing, but it seems like they could've let that one go before calling out an APB. I just don't think penis removal is really appropriate punishment for cigarette theft.

[Witold]

Cigarettes might be the right punishment for cigarette theft. Some say, that in the long run they could have a similar effect as the quick “professional” police-dog bite. I remember people stealing alcohol from pharmacies in Poland in the 70’s, just to be punished in various ways by the alcohol itself. The journey is the destination. The booze is the punishment.

[Bill]

I just love that the dog's name is Scooby. Now we know what Scooby snacks are made from.

[Jimmy Johnson]

I too strive for just ice. I want not, of these tea and coffee additives. I just want ice....alone....Nothing Else. IS that TOO much to ask!!! For gods sake in this modern hi-tech world that we live can we not acheive such as simple menial task. Provide the customer with ICE plain and simple. No strawberry....no onions or garlic....or even haggis. ALL I really ask for is just PLAIN OLD FASHIONED ICE!!!!!!!!!

btw Im starting a new web site soon named just-ice.net to voice my opinions........about.....ermm.....ice

[Passerby]

Yo – "little warden",
If you had a really "insane need for justice" you would be calling for a real 'canine' unit with pussy eating tigers.
Love that 'justus' on the fly – turning over all intellect to the judge and jury in the beast.
Amber your a sweetheart . . .

Passerby

[Eeksy-Peeksy]

Everyone's insane need for justice bred heaven and hell.

[Daniel Talsky]

i heart mena

[Ed]

Two words about the danger of wanting justice: "Ox-Bow Incident."